Not your average vampire, bill will become your new vampire friend with something funny to say in the. After spending nearly a century drinking the cholesterolsaturated blood of lower class new orleanians, vampire jules duchon has attained the unenviable weight of 450 pounds. Foxs book, though, is entirely its own in terms of plot and characters. Both novels feature jules duchon, a morbidly obese vampire who resides in new orleans and works as a taxi driver. Buy a cheap copy of bride of the fat white vampire book by andrew fox. Get your kindle here, or download a free kindle reading app. Jules has resided amongst the living and undead in new orleans for about 100 years and things.
We aim to make the work of new and talented authors and artists available to everyone. Andrew fox has 31 books on goodreads with 3489 ratings. Brite love in vein edited by poppy z brite fat white vampire blues by andrew fox the vampire omnibus edited by peter haining. Bride of the fat white vampire by andrew fox nook book. Download it once and read it on your kindle device, pc, phones or tablets. Vampires have problems, too, as shown in foxs clever, wisecracking debut that never quite works as the tragicomedy it aspires to be.
Fat vampire is the story of an unlikely hero who, after having an imperfect eternity shoved into his greasestained hands, must learn to turn the afterlifes lemons into tasty lemon danishes. Where can i download vampire diaries ebooks for free in. Fat white vampire blues by andrew fox overdrive rakuten. Smashwords the vampires mistress vamp romance a book. Hes undead, overweight, and cant get a date vampire, nosferatu, creature of the nightwhatever you call himjules duchon has lived so to speak in new orleans far longer than there have been drunk coeds on bourbon street. Fat white vampire otaku kindle edition by fox, andrew. The conclusion of the tale is a little unsatisfying, and fox plays fast and furious with so many concepts of vampirism both traditional and some his own creations along the way that he leaves many unexplored in. Bride of the fat white vampire by andrew fox overdrive. Fat white vampire blues is a bmovie of a book informed by pulp magazines, comic books, new age spiritualism, and, well, bmovies. He has written two comic novels, fat white vampire blues and bride of the fat white vampire.
Download ebook in pdfepubtuebl format or read online free. Weighing in at a whopping four hundred and fifty pounds, swelled up on the sweet, rich blood of people who consume the fattiest diet. Buy a cheap copy of fat white vampire blues book by andrew fox. I hadnt run across it until tor reissued it back in 2008and im so thankful they did. Interview with the vampire by anne rice based on the novel by anne rice april 1992 second draft for educational purposes only. Unless the author puts them online somewhere for free, or your local library has ebook versions available for download visit their website, you are probably out of luck. Fat white vampire blues fat white vampire, book 1 by. Born and bred in the workingclass ninth ward, bitten and smitten with the. Andrew fox s hero is the antilestat we didnt even know we needed. Teen vampires are a dime a dozen nowadays, but how many attend comiccon. Here is a large list of vampire book readings done by the authors and audiobooks. Use features like bookmarks, note taking and highlighting while reading. The first book in the fat white vampire series a novel by andrew fox vampire, nosferatu, creature of the night whatever you call him jules duchon has lived so to speak in new orleans far longer than. Both novels feature jules duchon, a morbidly obese.
Born and bred in the workingclass ninth ward, bitten and smitten with the big easy. This tangy second goround for foxs quarterton vampire gives readers a run for their money at telling the bloodsuckers from the leeches. Doug lee is undead quite by accidentattacked by a desperate vampire, he finds himself cursed with being fat and fifteen forever. Having blown himself into 187 white rats at the end of fat white. Shadow cove, washington, is the kind of town everyone dreams aboutquaint streets, lush forests, good neighbors. After morphing into 187 very large white rats in the name of selfpreservation, jules duchon is back to his portly self, a. Based in sydney, australia we offer over 4 million books from our database which have been.
Home ipi ebooks download free ebooks in psychotherapy. The first movie he remembers seeing is japanese monster fest destroy all monsters, viewed fr. Andrew jay fox is the author of fat white vampire blues and bride of the fat white vampire. Usn commander micholson lost his ship but is given a chance to redeem himself. Fat white vampire blues by andrew fox, paperback barnes. Hes undead, overweight, and cant get a date vampire, nosferatu, creature of the nightwhatever you call himjules duchon. Lord ramos, ruler of the red night clan sends one of his most trusted dark warriors on a task to find him a mistress. The conclusion of the tale is a little unsatisfying, and fox plays fast. Bill the vampire download free epub, pdf book library. And by books end, jules is more than an obese undead loser. Jules has resided amongst the living and undead in new orleans for about 100 years and things are changing, life is happening around him and more importantly, to him. Doug does, under a white poncho because sunlight sears his pale, newvampire skin.
His fairly routine unlife of driving a taxi is brought to an end by malice x, a newintown black vampire who threatens jules unless he stops killing black victims. Grey, jemma1011, trinidad, jemma, grey, book, my, vampire, love, series. Fat white vampire blues paperback july 1, 2003 by andrew fox free pdf d0wnl0ad, audio books. The humor from both books is derived primarily from the embarrassing or dangerous predicaments that are at odds with the dignified, suave. Books by andrew fox author of fat white vampire blues. Download fulltext pdf the fox and the fat article pdf available in cell cycle georgetown, tex. Read fat white vampire blues paperback july 1, 2003 by andrew fox for online ebook. Pearlsong press the falstaff vampire files by lynne murray. Jules is the titular character of andrew foxs entertaining debut novel, fat white vampire blues. My fat fox is a small indie publishing company based in london uk, and with roots in the us.
Especially when the star of vampire hunters is hot on your trail in an attempt to boost ratings. The readers advisory guide to horror ala store american. The fat white vampire of the title is jules duchon, who weighs in at around 350 pounds. Jules is the titular character of andrew fox s entertaining debut novel, fat white vampire blues. He was born in 1964 and grew up in north miami beach, florida.
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